December 2011
187 posts
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this?
When a website recommends a username for me:
realeyesrealize-reallies:
Prayer for salvation
embracehislove:
Oh my Lord lead me to your kingdom and protect me from the darkness that has engulfed my soul. Hear me now Oh Sacred Heart and through your goodness let your light of love and protection shine through.